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Posted by Dave
Rap News Network
3/3/2005 9:32:07 AM
Dead hard rapist bloke Mike Tyson made his singing debut at a recent festival in Italy.
Women's Groups had tried to get Tyson banned from the annual Sanremo festival, a family event watched by millions.
But cash-strapped Tyson travelled over to Italy to rather uncomfortably sing traditional Italian ballad 'Volare', and attempt a rap of 'New York, New York'. He then said all sorts of peculiar things in the ensuing interview.
Presenter Paolo Bonolis put his hand on Tyson's knee and told him he was "a beautiful person." Tyson, meanwhile, said that "I'm not just a boxer. I'm a father, an uncle, a person who loves animals and it's not fair to see me just as a fighter." This was seconds after he'd announced details of a forthcoming fight in Washington DC.
Deep-in-debt Mike then took the opportunity to tell the world why he was in such dire financial doo-doo. "What I am, I am an alchemist," he helpfully explained. "There are very talented individuals and they can take kaka and make money out of it ... And I'm just the opposite. I take money and turn it into kaka."
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