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Posted by Robert
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12/12/2004 6:08:34 PM

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever Ghetto Scandalous Awards, brought to you by MP3.com. Please join me in honoring urban music's best and brightest by recognizing their most scandalous and embarrassing moments and presenting them with awards for their behavior. Please remember, this is a nonviolent award ceremony--there will be no rushing the winners, so please stay in your seats and keep your shanks to yourself.

 

And the winners are:

 

The "Surrealest Couple" Award – Flavor Flav and Brigitte Nielsen

First, Jermaine Dupri scores Janet Jackson, then Jay-Z wins Beyoncé, now this? How Flav managed to get Red Sonja alone in a hotel room beats the flavor out of me. Next thing you know, we’ll be seeing Biz Markie sitting in a tree with Mandy Moore.

 

The "Most Glamorous Mug Shot" Award - Kimora Lee (Wife of Russell Simmons)

After being pulled over for drug and traffic violations, Baby Phat's sexy owner/designer/model showed no shame in displaying a playful, cutesy smile as she posed for her mug shot. And is it just me, or is she complementing that smile with two middle fingers deliberately holding up that serial plate?

 

The "I Wish I Had the Most Glamorous Mug Shot" Award - Faith Evans

Faith, Faith, Faith. You're rich and famous, so what's with the bummy rags? Stop blowing your hard-earned cash on coke and buy yourself a new shirt--one with a tighter collar, at least. Let this mug shot be a lesson for us all to brush our hair before stepping out. And, of course, don't forget clean underwear.

 

The "I've Been to Court So Much, I Should Get an Award…" Award - P. Diddy

Shooting up nightclubs, traumatizing his getaway driver, attacking a radio host, getting sued by one of his baby's mamas, threatening a photographer, assaulting a former intern, and having his bodyguards beat down an annoying fan are only some of the many reasons why P. Dizzle deserves some kind of award.

 

The "Label with More Criminals than Talent" Award – (Murder) Inc.

Let's see. This label has one-bird-brain shy of being-a-songbird Ashanti and a munchkin studio-gangster Ja Rule as its so-called headliners. The manager/bookkeeper's a reputed money launderer, and the CEO's ongoing relationship with a well-known drug lord has him in the middle of numerous murder investigations and charges of tax evasion. You be the judge on who the real breadwinners in this company are--legal or not.

 

The "Sore Losing Cry Baby" Award – Kany

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